On watching The Bachelorette
Ooooooo okokkkk! And HAHAHAHAHHA U GUYS WATCH EVEN WITHOUT ME?! I have influenced you guys for the better! Mission accomplished 😜
May 2012
1 post
March 2012
0 posts
Hahahahhaha are you looking things up?! Like how much?????? Lets do cheap stuff since I feel like gas is gonna be so expensive with the gas prices going up so much now :( like…. Hike… And…… HUNT OUR OWN DINNER HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
February 2012
2 posts
July 2011
1 post
“TALK TO YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE AKA AT THE END OF OUR CHILDHOOD!!!!!!!!!! :(”
—Jess, just before the midnight showing of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 began
June 2011
4 posts
“I am DYINGGGGGG OF EXHAUSTION. DONT THINK I CAN EVEN LIFT A FIVE POUND BALL!!!!!!!”
—Jess, a day after coming back from EDC 2011.
“OMGGGGGGGOODNESS. I MIGHT GO INSANE TODAY! ONE MORE DAY OF INTERNSHIP AND THEN EDC AND VEGAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BRING ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.”
—when is she not insane?
USA! USA! USA!
- Ed: Haha i love how you're embracing the new americanness
- Jess: And it is a BIG DEAL OKAY!!!!!!! Come onnnnnn! LIFE, LIBERTY, AND THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS!!!!!!!!!
“AHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHA LMAO. YOU GUYS ARE CRAAAAAZINESSSSSSS. I FEEL SO LEGALIZED! I CAN VOTE!!!!!!!! OMGGGGGGGGOODNESSSSS TEACH ME HOW AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA.”
—the new American
May 2011
6 posts
Candid Picture at Wood Ranch
- JessLam: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
- : HILARIOUS.
- : ZOMG
- : I AM SO GLAD WE WENT THROUGH THIS PICTURE TOGETHER
- : IT MADE IT MORE FUNNY
- : FUNNIER*
- : HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
- Me: GIRL
- : YOU
- : WENT THROUGH NOTHING
- JessLame (That was a typo, BUT I WILL LEAVE IT LIKE THAT): IT WAS FUNNY WHEN I LOOKED AT IT BY MYSELF
- : BUT LOOKING AT IT WITH YOU
- : TOOK IT TO ANOTHER LEVEL
- : HAHAHAHAHAHA
“Is this the beach?”
—Jess, STILL at Laguna Beach with the ocean like 50 feet away from where we were.
“It smells like the beach.”
—Jess, when we were taking a walk on the shores of Laguna Beach.
“Now whenever i see mexican workers i think about if they got them from home depot LOLOLOLOLOLOL.”
—Jess, a day after learning about how people find illegal workers to hire.
April 2011
6 posts
“OHHHHHHHHHHHHHFREAKINGOODNESS!!! LAST WEEK OF CLASSES!!!!!!!!”
—being her usual self.
“OMFREAKINGGOOOOOODNESS AHHHHHHHHHHH I AM SO EXCITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! except then I read when it is slated to be released: July 20, 2012. Oh hell no. I don’t want that day to come. We’ll be USC alum. ;fldkasjf;kldsjf;lkdsja;fkljdsa fckkkkkkkkk.”
—Jess, talking about the next Batman movie.
“EXCITED :) CAN’T WAIT TO SEE POOPAT BLACK AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMFGAH. LMAO. IMAGINE, HOHO.”
—Jesslam, via text sent to me regarding Poopat’s return from Hawaii.
“Dr. J is really engaging and interesting and funny and she is a cool cat character if ya dig that. I want to say she is half Japanese, but I am not sure. She has two kids. IDK SHE IS REALLY COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! You write about ethics, but they are really relevant to us so it is just interesting to learn/PONDER. Ummmmmmmmmmmmm WHAT ELSE. TAKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! …. Andddd she has a chocolate bowl in her office. ;) ONE MORE THING— her husband looks like a gangster. your brother???????????? she is also like REALLY TALL. think Hank Chen + 1 foot. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! if it helps, I give joseph TEN JESSICA’S RED HOT CHILLI PEPPERS ;) P.S. If after that big long explanation about how great Dr. J is and no one ends up taking her class, I am gonna cry. :’(”
—Jesslam, explaining the qualities that make up a good professor.
“YOU GUYS ALREADY OWN THAT TUMBLR BLOGGING STUFF! TIME TO LEARN SOMETHING NEW!!!!!!!!!\”
—Jesslam, responding to our indecisiveness between taking a blogging writ340 or a pre-law writ340 class.
Drunk texting the whole world with Hoho's phone
- Jess: R u a dorf??????
- Poopat: What's a dorf
- Jess: Hhahahhaha from snow whiiiiiite
- Poopat: LOL DWARF
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- Jess: Sorry idk hiw to tyep on this bb lolllllll I can't put any exclamation marks grerrrrrrrrrr
- Peo: LOLLLL and you couldn't figure ojut caps lock either huh
- Jess: I jnoiww ughhhhhhhh!bbbbbbb
- Jess: Where is shiftvvvvv
- Jess: Btw v equals question maerk
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- Edward: Wait did you guys get food? Can i get some?
- Jess: Hahahahaha
- Jess: Whaty doi u wantvvvvv
- Jess: Waiy
- Jess: Do ui wany smyjh
- Jess: ?vvvvv?v???
- Edward: Jessica. Lam. You. Cra-cra.
- Jess: Idk how to get iunto my apt
- Edward: Christinas at cathys. Go get her keys?
- Jess: Ohhhhhhhhh u r a genius edward chauuuuuu!!!!!!b!b!!!!
- Jess: Roaaaaaar!
- Jess: I am soi sad pepcid ac doesn't work on meeeeeeeeeee
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- Jess: Tis is jesslam
- Jess: I am disappoinrewed
- Jess: U are eating mcd?
- Andrew: Hahaaaha. YES fuck lyfe
- Jess: Omgggggggggggg
- Jess: $duuuuuuuuuuude
- Jess: Idk hio to do caps soi imagine this in caps
- Jess: Buttttttttt
- Jess: You are weaksauce exclamation marks x million
- Jess: The fast food consuming you?????????
- Jess: You just got whaledddddd?
- Jess: Ahahahahahhaa
March 2011
33 posts
“WTFREAK WHY NOT???????????? WHAT IS THE POINT THEN?? AND YESSS, JUST LANDED IN LAAAAAAAA! LOL OMGGGGGAH FUHREAK. AM I BACK?”
—JCLAM BACK IN SOCAL
JESSLAM IS BACKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Jess: Whyyyyyyyy is it so coldddddd UGHHHHHHH
- Jess: BUT ALAS!!!!!!! NOTHING IS COLDER THAN FREAKING CATALINA NIGHT WATERS
- Hoho: LOLLLLL waking up was wayy worse. Still can't believe you lied to everyone!!
- Jess: Ahahahhahahahahhaa I DID NOT!!!!!!!! AND Noooooooo cold water was worst!!!!!!!!
- Hoho: Btw kwok asked us what we did over break during gbm so I said I saw you fall down a hill twice
- Jess: AhHAHAHAHHAHAA OMGGGGGGGGAH BAHHHHHHHHHH WTFREAK HOWARD!!!!!!!!! WHY????????
- Hoho: Hahahaha you're breaking your lent!!!
- Jess: I ALREADY BROKE IT!!!!!!!!
- Jess: STOP AVOIDING MY QUESTION!!!
- Hoho: Because it was the best part of my break!!!!
- Jess: Ahahahahhahahahhahaa eff.
“OMGGGGGG DONT TELL ME THAT!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO THERES NO MORE HOT WATER???!??????? WHATTTT!!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!………….AHHHHH THERES HOT WATER!!!!!!! OMGGGGGG AHHHH ITS WARM!!!!!!!!!”
—Jess, after being told that the showers were out of hot water, then turning it on to find that it was still warm water left.
“OMG I FEEL LIKE IM IN THE POLAR ICE CAPS!!!!!!!!!!!”
—Jess, after jumping into the cold ocean water when we went snorkeling.
“OMGGGGGOODNESS DUUUUUUUDE. DUUUUUDE, OK. so. Oh btw, fck the caps. Hahahahahahaha. I forgot and refuse to go back and delete and retype in slo mo.”
—Jesslam, returning to her old ways.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Beagz: Jess, can you stop using caps. for real. it's only day 1
- Jess: i feel like the world is going so slow when i type in no caps.
- Gthug: ahaha. this is so bizarre, i'm not gonna lie! maybe replace caps with exclamation marks
- Jess: you know i would have typed this in super expressive caps but life sucks right now and i can't!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No more banshee
- Jess: yay. i hate my life right now. this is so difficult.
- Jess: i type so slowly now. wtfreak is this!
- Beagz: hahaha this is so weird.
- Jess: agreed. let's go back to our old ways. fast food and caps!
- Colin: I'M GETTING RID OF LOWERCASE FOR LENT
- Jess: what the ffffffffffffffffff. not cool. dkl;fjak;ldfj;lkdsajf;kldsj;fkljd;lkfjdsfas.
- Jess: lmao. we are such great friends. we make everyone's life oh so easy and carefree. i want to fly.
- Jess: theeeeeee club can't even handle me right now.
“STARTING TO EMBRACE IT! I KNOW. EARTH FREAKIN’ SHATTERING.”
—on referring to herself as “Jess”, her once-hated nickname.
Jesslam on giving up CAPSLOCK and trashy reality shows for Lent
- Jess: NO! FALSE. NEGATIVE! NEVER NEVER NEVER SAID THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Jess: DK;LAJSF;KLDSJF;LDKSJAFKLDSJF;KLJDSAKLFJDS;KFJLDS;LKJFDSA ONLY SEVEN MORE DAYS I CAN DO CAPS LOCK?!?!??!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO GUYS I FREAKING CAN'T DO THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Jess: I MEANT SEVEN MORE MINUTES?
- Jess: DUDE GUYS NO! I NEVER AGREED TO TRASHY REALITY TV SHOWS AND CAPS LOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Jess: PANIC ATTACKKKKKKKKKKK!
- Jess: I AM HOLDING DOWN THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jessica always forgets her key, i told her she should wear one as a necklace
Ahhhahahahhahahaha OMFGOODNESS I KNOW. AND OHHHH HAAAAAIL NOOOOOOO. I STILL CARE ABOUT SYLINNNNNN’
FIVE OH THREE!
SORRY MISS. I AM FROM OREGONNNNNNN AKA FIVE OH THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SORRY IT AINT NO SIX TWO SIX! OR SEVEN ONE FOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT R U WATCHING?
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“JAJAJA AHHHHHH, workin’ on ittttt! LO SIENTO FOR THE LARGO WAIT. LOL.”
—i (edward) asked jess to make me a music playlist in October. howard said it took him a month so i asked her about it in November. still waiting. lol.
- Beagz: HAHaah. exactly waht i meant. also, after all the fatty eating i lost 4 or 5 pounds. what the EFfz
- Jesslam: WHAT THE HELL ANDREW BEAGZ FREAKIN LIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T EVER TALK TO ME EVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO BOILING CRAB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Jesslam: DISLIKE TO THE INFINITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Beagz: its happening. 4 pm friday is that coo?
- Jesslam: BRING IT!!!!!! What's the wait going to be Mr. Restaurant Wait Predictor Calculator.commmmmmmmmm?!?
- Beagz: 0 minutes
- Jesslam: i'm gonna hold you ACCOUNTable!!!!!!!!!!! HAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
12:08am, 3/3/11
HELLO FUHHHHHHHRENDS.
GET.A.LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
facebook status
andrew lin: release the impediment and soar
jessica lam: what does this EVEN MEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN?!?
I’m soaaaaaaarin’
FLYINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN’
there’s not a star in heaven that we can’t reachhhhhhhhh!
if we’re flyinnnnnnnnnnn’
…then we’re breakin’ free
YEAH WE’RE BREAKIN’ FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JIGGLE JIGGLE JIGGLE. MY FACE FAT IS JIGGGGGGLIZING. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA UGH. FML.
“WHAT ABOUT OUR T-SHIRTS?!?!??!?!!!!!!!!”
—Facebook post to Christina Lee about our Superdry prizes from Dance Marathon
“
HEEEEEHEEEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. ♥ AHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Like Christina said, our table looks SO BARE without Peo’s HUUUUUUUUGE CAKE on it no moreeeeeee :( Hahhahahahaha, but LOVE YOU GUYS! AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY PEO AND HOHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OOPSIE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE ♥
ROCK THAT BIOCHEM PEOSTERRRRRRRRRRRRR! HUZZZZZZZZZAH!
” —
“I BEAT THE SARKEV FAMILY MINUS HOHO WHAT WHAT WHATTTTT NOWWWWWWWWWWW!”
—regarding Sarah’s “Best Friends”
“Your impression of my text about you and Kevin being at Catalina was HILARIOUS. omg. PLEASE REPEAT! :) WE WILL MAKE IT WORKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lmao.”
—facebook
this topic is not of hilarity EDWARD CHAU. :( BOOM!
WE ARE GETTING SO OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“HOWARD HOHO RIP CHANG. YOU ARE TWENTY TWO NOW. LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. HELL YES I AM LAUGHING @ YOU. AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA. DAMN. YOU ARE SO FREAKIN’ OLD NOW AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA. HOHOHOHOHOHOHPA. SO GLAD I AM NOT YOUR AGE. OMG. I SOUND MEAN. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN ;) SO ANYWAY. HAPPY 22 ND BIRTHDAY (AND OMG, MY INTERNET JUST GOT REALLY SLOW SO IT IS TAKING TEN YEARS TO LOAD WHAT I AM TYPING). BUT, HAVE A BOMB DAY. CAN’T WAIT FOR THE ANNUAL YARDHOUSE DINNER. CAN WE BE THE OG MAFIAS?!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OK.”
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“guys…I am…SPEECHLESS. can’t believe my texts have made it to tumblr… ahahahhahahahahahhaaOMGGGGGGGGGGGGG. wow.”
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RESIST ANDREW! RESIST! Taco Bell is far away ANYWAY! But I’m proud that you ran and it was barely even noon then! PRODUCTIVE DAY NIIIIIIIICE!
“PEONY TWEEDLEDUM KHOO. HELLO. IT IS YOUR 21ST FREAKIN’ BIRTHDAY. OH MY FREAKIN’ GOODNESS. CAN I DIE NOW?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH. WHY MUST YOU BE SO OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO YOU ARE RIGHT. ON ONE HAND, I DON’T REAAAAAAAALLY WANT TO WISH YOU A HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BECAUSE THAT JUST MEANS ONE MORE OF MY FRIENDS HAVE TURNED 21 AND I WILL BE ONE OF THE NEXT TO TURN 21 AND WHO ARE WE KIDDING, I JUST WANT TO BE A KID 4EVERRRR. UNFORT, LIFE DOES NOT ALLOW THAT. SO. ANYWAY. I LOVE YOU. I’M SO GLAD WE ARE TWEEDLES4LYFE. HAVE THE BEST DAY EVER. ROCK BIOCHEM. I’M EXCITED FOR YARDHOUSE. I LOVE YOU. EAT CAKE. AND WHEN IN DOUBT, EAT MORE CAKE. ♥ P.S.—WE NEEDA GET CRACKIN’ ON OUR LIST!!!!!!!!! :)”
—Facebook, 15 hours ago
